ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny
I can just imagine all the people behind the camera getting really pissy after a couple of takes
"guYS WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE A SHOW HERE ACT LIKE ADULTS"
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow